The Cast

The Cast

Jul 8
Mr [Garrett] Wilderness He doesn’t exactly fit the mold in Greater Upper Eatside. More interested in nature than business, he gave up law school, and most of his family’s land, in order to pursue what he loves. Which in his case is a lot of nothing.  He spends most of his time in the forest he still owns, goofing off with his best friends Josh and Rudy, and avoiding spending time at home with his mother. (Yes, he still lives with his mother). And while he may not be passionate about big business or lawyer-ing like the rest of Greater Upper Eatside, he still holds most of the power, as his family happens to be one of the richest there is. Unfortunately, his money seems to cramp his style more than help him in any way. Wilderness can’t keep his mind on one thing at once, as there’s always a billion other things going on. He’s calm and easygoing usually, though gets easily excited over simple things, such as baby animals or zombie movies. He loves to go camping and run about in the outdoors, and hates being cooped up inside for too long. He’s lazy when it comes to busy work [or holding a job involving any sort of desk,] but is known to be quite the adventurer.

Mr [Garrett] Wilderness

He doesn’t exactly fit the mold in Greater Upper Eatside. More interested in nature than business, he gave up law school, and most of his family’s land, in order to pursue what he loves. Which in his case is a lot of nothing.  He spends most of his time in the forest he still owns, goofing off with his best friends Josh and Rudy, and avoiding spending time at home with his mother. (Yes, he still lives with his mother). And while he may not be passionate about big business or lawyer-ing like the rest of Greater Upper Eatside, he still holds most of the power, as his family happens to be one of the richest there is. Unfortunately, his money seems to cramp his style more than help him in any way.

Wilderness can’t keep his mind on one thing at once, as there’s always a billion other things going on. He’s calm and easygoing usually, though gets easily excited over simple things, such as baby animals or zombie movies. He loves to go camping and run about in the outdoors, and hates being cooped up inside for too long. He’s lazy when it comes to busy work [or holding a job involving any sort of desk,] but is known to be quite the adventurer.
Posted at 4:30pm

Joshua [Josh] Kerp the Wizard To the city, he’s a simple history teacher at Greater Upper Eatside Middle School, normal, middle-class scum. But in secret, he’s a wizard. Born in a cave to a wizard and a (mostly) unwilling maiden, he was left at the age of 2 at an orphanage in West Eatside and, as the result of a few mishaps, was never adopted. He has never stopped wondering about his parents, and continues to look for them in his free time. He keeps his wizard powers a secret from everyone except his two best friends, Rudy and Wilderness, only pulling them out when his friends need them or a good prank needs to be played (Usually on Principal).  Like his powers, Josh probably gets his skills with the ladies from his father, and he would much rather play the field than the part of loving husband. That is, unless its opposite Ms. Stephanie Browne, the Lit teacher next door.

Joshua [Josh] Kerp the Wizard

To the city, he’s a simple history teacher at Greater Upper Eatside Middle School, normal, middle-class scum. But in secret, he’s a wizard. Born in a cave to a wizard and a (mostly) unwilling maiden, he was left at the age of 2 at an orphanage in West Eatside and, as the result of a few mishaps, was never adopted. He has never stopped wondering about his parents, and continues to look for them in his free time.

He keeps his wizard powers a secret from everyone except his two best friends, Rudy and Wilderness, only pulling them out when his friends need them or a good prank needs to be played (Usually on Principal).  Like his powers, Josh probably gets his skills with the ladies from his father, and he would much rather play the field than the part of loving husband. That is, unless its opposite Ms. Stephanie Browne, the Lit teacher next door.
Posted at 4:22pm

Jul 6
Rudy Cook the Badly-Rated Film Actor Rudy is a middle school Physics teacher who always reaches for the stars, the Hollywood stars that is. He wants nothing more in life than to be a famous movie star, but seems very far from that goal in his lake-side house down Haughtywood Road. Sure, he may be middle class, but it doesn’t bother him as long as he has his famous movie star neighbors to bother in hopes of landing a role. He’s always wishing he had “stayed home” whenever Wilderness and Josh drag him on another of their many “fieldtrips,” as he is always the one to get hurt, whether slipping down hills or tripping into rivers. But what hasn’t killed him, right? That’s exactly how he thinks: he’s willing to do anything physical, as long as it’s a surefire fact that he won’t break his back or die.

Rudy Cook the Badly-Rated Film Actor

Rudy is a middle school Physics teacher who always reaches for the stars, the Hollywood stars that is. He wants nothing more in life than to be a famous movie star, but seems very far from that goal in his lake-side house down Haughtywood Road. Sure, he may be middle class, but it doesn’t bother him as long as he has his famous movie star neighbors to bother in hopes of landing a role.

He’s always wishing he had “stayed home” whenever Wilderness and Josh drag him on another of their many “fieldtrips,” as he is always the one to get hurt, whether slipping down hills or tripping into rivers. But what hasn’t killed him, right? That’s exactly how he thinks: he’s willing to do anything physical, as long as it’s a surefire fact that he won’t break his back or die.
Posted at 9:40pm